Winter Campaign: Recycle Your Fat And Save a Skinny
Have you ever wondered how to dispose of excess cooking fat without clogging the sewers or your arteries? Do you wish you George Foreman grill could be a ‘lean, green, death reducing, smugness...
View ArticleStatin ‘safe’ judgement welcomed by pie-eating smokers
Sugar-coated statins ‘delicious deep fried’. Fat people and smokers alike have welcomed a report into the safety of statins, and are planning to celebrate by eating a big cake and then popping outside...
View ArticleTubsters can handle pies but not truth: first U R Fat Day ends in violence
More and more of us are basing our dimensions on seals then not even bothering to go swimming. A village initiative to address the obesity crisis was yesterday marred by violence. “People are too damn...
View ArticleWalkers crisp competition won by ‘Pringles flavour’
Fans say the flavour is the perfect accompaniment to drool. Advertising executives for Walkers Crisps were left red-faced today, and not just because of their colossal salt intake. Following an online...
View ArticleYes, you really did eat all that yesterday: millions spend first night with...
You, today. Regardless of gender. Millions of adults across the UK woke up this morning to discover that they had spent their first night with a new roll of fat. The resulting sigh of regret was heard...
View ArticleKim Jong-un orders North Koreans to weigh 25 stone
Kim reveals the secret to his remarkable figure.In an attempt to bring homogeny to the people of North Korea, Kim Jong-un has decreed that all citizens will weigh ‘around 25 stone’. Already resplendent...
View ArticleGeneration Z delighted 80% of middle-aged Brits are fat, drunk and unhealthy
What the average fifty-something couple looks like to a twenty year old. Those born in the mid-nineties or after, Generation Z, are more bouncy and loud than ever following the release of a government...
View ArticleStatin ‘safe’ judgement welcomed by pie-eating smokers
Sugar-coated statins ‘delicious deep fried’. Fat people and smokers alike have welcomed a report into the safety of statins, and are planning to celebrate by eating a big cake and then popping outside...
View ArticleTubsters can handle pies but not truth: first U R Fat Day ends in violence
More and more of us are basing our dimensions on seals then not even bothering to go swimming. A village initiative to address the obesity crisis was yesterday marred by violence. “People are too damn...
View ArticleWalkers crisp competition won by ‘Pringles flavour’
Fans say the flavour is the perfect accompaniment to drool. Advertising executives for Walkers Crisps were left red-faced today, and not just because of their colossal salt intake. Following an online...
View ArticleChristmas Day regrets: millions spend first night with new roll of fat
You, today. Regardless of gender. Black suits you, wear it more often. Millions of adults across the UK woke up this morning to discover that they had spent their first night with a new roll of fat....
View ArticleKim Jong-un orders North Koreans to weigh 25 stone
Kim reveals the secret to his remarkable figure.In an attempt to bring homogeny to the people of North Korea, Kim Jong-un has decreed that all citizens will weigh ‘around 25 stone’. Already resplendent...
View ArticleGeneration Z delighted 80% of middle-aged Brits are fat, drunk and unhealthy
What the average fifty-something couple looks like to a twenty year old. Those born in the mid-nineties or after, Generation Z, are more bouncy and loud than ever following the release of a government...
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